Witch’s Assistant job opening

Charisma Saintly Inc.

Location: New York, NY

Who we are

We are an intimate team of about five or six. Charisma Saintly, the leader of the Coven and High Queen of All Witches, doesn’t like too many personalities around, and she is a very private person. There are four assistants on her team and coven, and a booker. The rest are in and out: her personal chefs, her photographers, her designers and stylists, and her many brand supervisors, managers, and handlers. The other assistants and are all too busy juggling the needs of Charisma and her clients, a roster of very important people, and we are indeed looking for help. This is the job that a million people would kill for—literally. We need someone quick.

The Coven is one of her many businesses, and her most treasured. Under her rule, The Coven leads an empire of witches around the globe, and most importantly, the throne here in New York.

Responsibilities

  • You will be hand delivering letters to all of Charisma’s clientele. On schedule. On time

  • Never under any circumstance, ever open these letters. They are strictly for the eyes of Charisma and her clientele

  • You will not speak to the clientele

  • You will not enter the premises of the clientele

  • You will not touch the clientele (shaking hands, hugs, etc.)

  • You will not discuss what you do with anyone outside the Coven

  • An intern’s work is an assistant’s work—the same as any other witch’s assistant

  • A junior’s responsibility (which is what you will be) is to make our lives easier

  • You will also be delivering, clienteling, organizing, preparing Charisma’s kit

  • Charisma Saintly runs the tightest of ships. Your discretion will be of top priority

Qualifications

  • Experience as a practicing witch/actively practicing the Craft

  • 3+ years assisting witches

  • Extensive knowledge of fashion, fashion industry

  • Impeccable taste and a keen eye for style and fashion are essential for this role

  • Please ensure your attire is up to our standards. We can't have you tarnishing the company image with subpar fashion choices

  • The job is demanding, to say the least, with some physical labor. The ideal candidate would wear a lot of hats

  • We require someone bright, reliable, and trustworthy, who is task-oriented, efficient and can anticipate our every need

*This is a fictional job posting created for promotional purposes only, in anticipation of the upcoming release of the book The Witch's Assistant. This is not a real employment opportunity, and any resemblance to actual persons, covens, or supernatural entities is purely coincidental. Read our Terms and Conditions.